Your tax dollars at 'work'

Well howdy readers, a keen fan of HALLWATCH has sent me some interesting snippets re Iain Hall and his Net activity. Good old Iain (who supposedly looks after the kids, even though theyre at school from 8.00am to 4.00pm) is stuck on the family digs at Clark Rd Ocean View, sunny Qld. And what does he get up to? Well here are some Facebook screencaps courtesy of a contributer to HALLWATCH!

Thats right HALLWATCHers, while you and I are heads down asses up at work every day, Iain is on Facebook playing fucking stupid games like "Mafia Wars"most of the day. He is probably into Farmville and those gay quizzes too. This is YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK PEOPLE!! When will Kevin Rudd wake up and do something? Anyway Im BB and your not, peace out.

Still a stalking tool

Folks it has been almost 18 months since I have made a post here at HALLWATCH and for more of that time I have had it 'locked' because I have been busy with life, work, my car, sexy bitches and (of course) bourbon. Plus I was getting bored with Iain Hall of Clark Road, Mount Mee. The fucker was beyond all hope. Now I see that Iain has been up to his old tricks once more so I have decided to unlock HALLWATCH for a limited time so that newbies to the Net can get a taste of Iains history. I reckon that all new comers to the 'world of Hall' should take a look at the most excellent website http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Iain_Hall

Anywayzzz Iain is still homo-obsessed with Jeremy Sears ass, this week he logged on to Twitter (which is gay) and created a fake Twitter account (which is gayer) and got himself accepted to Jeremys private Twitter (which is the gayest.) Iains one purpose in life is to find juicy stuff about Sear and put it online so that he can beat off with a fury. I reckon in Iains shed he has a Jeremy Sear shrine with pics of his face stuck onto little dollies and stuff. Anyway Iain posted that Jeremy was twittering while driving which is of course (GASP) against the law and now Iains blog is full of weirdos like "Len" and "Husky Jim" and "Sockpuppet" and "Leon Bertrand" all pulling their puds over this matter. Iain has apologized for accessing Jeremys Twitter but of course he is not really sorry, he just wants to get hits at his shithouse blog.

So there we have it, 18 months on and Hall is still a weirdo, nothing has changed. Iain your kids must be proud. Anyway Im BB and your not, over and out Hallwatchers '09!

Noddy and the serpent

Morning Hallwatchers, I see in the comments thread in the post under this one that Jeremy Sear has dropped in to tell a lovely but somewhat painful story about "Noddy" the little wanker boy who just couldnt fit in. I recommend it to you as being worth a read, it is both interesting and educational. Meanwhile heres another story I found at Ray Dickheads blog via 'Tool's Tales and Bull', its not a very happy story but a cautionary tale for those on the Net who would let 'snakes' hang around on their blogs and websites because they seem OK at first, but you should never trust a 'snake' because they will nail your ass if they get the chance:

There’s an old story it goes like this…
One day a girl was out in the snow collecting firewood for the winter, she reached out to pick up what she thought was a stick and saw a snake, nearly frozen on the cold ground.She picked up the snake and took it home, warmed it by the fire. When the snake was beginning to come around she said to it “snake, you can stay here all winter, there are plenty of rats and mice for you to eat and you can share my fire and stay alive, in return you must promise not to bite me for it will kill me”. The snake agreed. All winter the snake ate the rats and mice that scampered in the cottage and the girl kept the fire warm to keep the snake from freezing. Months passed and soon the blossoms heralded the arrival of spring. The girl opened the door for the snake and said “the snow has melted, you are free to go, you can go into the woods without being frozen” and as the snake slid past her feet on the way out the door it turned and sank its fangs deep into her ankle injecting her with the deadly poison. As the life faded from the girl, her eyes clouded over and she said meekly “…but snake, you promised…” to which the snake replied “stupid bitch, you knew I was a snake”.

'Scrotewatch' indeed....
Sear-stalk' more like

Well Hallwatchers isnt it grand, Iain Hall has returned to the place where his blogging career began all those years ago..... stalking Jeremy Sear. Yes much like a paedo who just cant stop hanging around outside a pre school, Iain always goes back to his favorite Melbourne lawyer for a bit of stalker action, this time at yet another blog the ridiculously named 'Scrotewatch'. And as Iain doesnt already sound sick enough he has decorated this new blog with a cherry red pair of dogs knackers (probably taken from his own personal collection.)

Meanwhile across at that very great internet encyclopedia called iainhall.com they are reporting that Iain has some more new blogs out there on the web, in fact he seems to have gone utterly crazy and is snapping up blog names like a hungry Ethiopian at a salad bar. To quote iainhall.com Iain now owns:

Iain Hall - His main blog since January 2007.
Troll Tales & True - a.k.a Tripe Tales/Dole Tales/Tall Tales. Like a psychopath who collects press clippings of his crimes, this is Iain's "narcissistic, paranoid, histrionic and sometimes schizotypal" blog.
Iain's Seven - The sad tale of the Noddy Car Iain is building with tax-payers money.
I Am Being nice - The original and the worst. Also the first vehicle for Iain's Sear stalking. Now unlocked for some reason.
Being Nice - The updated and modified version of "I Am Being Nice" that Iain moved to Wordpress.
ScroteWatch - Not content with having four blogs about Jeremy Sear, Iain has started a new one.
Hallwatch - Another fake blog by Iain who distorts the words of Bourbon Boy.
WJS - Another blog about Sear.
Anonymous Lefie (sic) - You guessed it. Another blog about Sear.
Random Braiinwave (sic) - Iain tries to pwn John Surname and fails.
Catweezle(sic) - Iain sticks it to the lovable TV wizard.
Ant Rogenious (sic) - Yes, Iain does need help.
I am being nasty - No you're not Iain. You are being a fucknuckle.
Nasty Person - For the love of god.
Nice Person 709 - Yes, it's going further downhill.
Nice Person 907 - A play on numbers.
Iain Hall Blog - As opposed to Iain Hall.
Iain Hall Dot Com - He wishes he owned this domain name.
Carry On Bloging (sic) - A blog showing 13 of Iain's 9000 blogs. Some are locked. Some are not. It is a cry for help.
Hey Ia(i)n, you forgot one: Iain Halls.

It looks as though Iain has gone absolutely nuts and I am beginnng to wonder whether we should get in touch with the relevant authorities to organize some treatment. Also isnt it funny how he has completely ignored the great musical numbers produced by Mr Chuck A. Spear, why he hasnt even done a post on them at the fake Hallwatch. Burying your head in the sand eh Iain? Anyway Hallwatchers, enjoy the weekend and peace out.

"Pernicious Minds"

....sheer genius!

Hallwatchers I am not too sure who Chuck A. Spear is but he is responsible for the great recordings of "Pernicious Minds", "A Condom Full of Wind" and "The Ocean View Hillbilly" now available on the blog Random Brainwave. I must say it has cheered me up no end and its great to see that other bloggers are prepared to utilize their talents to bring my lyrics to life. These musicians have talent which is much more than Iain Hall himself will ever have...... perhaps he should slip his music teacher wife a few $$$ for a lesson or two?? Then again he would have to ask her for the $$$ first so theres probably no point to that.

Personally I reckon Chuck A. Spear should be nominated for a couple of Grammys, maybe 'Best New Artist' and 'Best Iain Hall Piss-take'. And remember that it all started here an Hallwatch with my own lyrics, here and here. Top stuff!!

A fake blog dies, or "another

reason why Iains a looser (sic)"

Folks sad news recently in the blogging world as another blog bites the dust, this time it was the blog titled "BRIDGIT GREAD", not the real Bridgit Gread mind you but the fake one set up by jobless bum Iain Hall. Those who follow the story will know that the fake Bridgit blog made her out to be a Nazi, a lezza, a supporter of terrorism and a hater of Jews. Another pissweak attempt at revenge by the Mount Mee Mong, the Dayboro Dole-Collector....... and yet another defeat and embarrassment. Iain you are a tool.

Meanwhile the fake HALLWATCH still seems to be running, but I dont give too much of a shit about that one because I actually get a laugh out of Iain Hall doing what Iain Hall does best (next to "nothing" that is) and thats jerk off over himself. 'Blogging god', yeah right Hally, more like 'Jobless Internet Lamer'. Keep it up though, its comedy gold.

Anyways back to work, later Hallwatchers!

"Look at me, Timmy and Andrew, look at me!"

Iain 'Dole-fiend' Hall has sure been busy lately. Every time Tim Blair and Andrew Bolt (Iains idols and objects of his frenzied masturbation sessions) have a shot or two at Jeremy "Mr Lefty" Sear, the MMJJ (Mount Mee Jobless Jerk-Off) follows suit like a small dog licking the ass of the neighbourhood great dane. Iain Hall wants so much to be like his idols Tim and Andy but they are different from him in three respects:

1. They have jobs
2. They can spell
3. They dont build pointless Noddy cars

Meanwhile Iain tees off at all his enemies on the Net. Hey, did you know that Iain is attacked and widely hated by 30+ other people because they are all hateful lefties and its a conspiracy? He has done nothing at all to bring on or deserve this treatment, poor widdle Iain..... apart from stalking, lying, 'outing' people, stealing images, setting up fake blogs, trying to get people sacked, telling ex-drug users theyre about to fall off the wagon, telling women they shouldnt breed, calling depressed people "sad lefties", falsely claiming his kids have been threatened, etc. etc. Today Hall had this to say:

The internet can be a scary place and it is full of scrotes who use its easy anonymity as a licence to harass those they disagree with or dislike .

Heres Iain back in 2006 attacking Jeremy Sear while using an anonymous nick:

Yes OAI that is right but his full name is Walter Jeremy Sear lets make sure we get it correct , I have been trying to get him to confirm or deny my claim that He is MrLefty /Anonymouslefty but although he abuses me in return he won’t onfirm ,OR deny my claims of his identity. Probably he feels that to confirm would mean to greater loss of face but he knows that to deny would be a very serious breach of his professional ethics because that would be a lie in a public forum , HO HUM
Posted by NICE.PERSON

What a devious hypocritical scumbag. But the thing that worries me most about Iain Hole is that he has kids and I really do feel sorry for his kids, especially when he spews crap like the stuff mentioned above. But as I said earlier these Iain gems will stay on the Net for years to come and one day Hall Jnrs will Google daddy's name and come across his handy work. They might even do this at university which is somethign Iain hates (prob because he barely passed himself) and this week he writes something called "The relevence (sic) of university" (obviously this is not spelling......) where he quotes something from The Age:

"But the sons of blue collar workers are less likely to study at tertiary level as their family income rises, partly because they have seen their fathers do well without a degree."

Thats interesting Iain, what will YOUR son do when he grows up, seeing that Dad isnt a white-collar or a blue-collar worker? Is there a study on where the children of chook-feeding egg-collecting McMuffin-eating Net-stalking Noddy car mechanics end up???